Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Start your morning off right – with a penis in your mouth! With these naughty penis shaped egg frying pan you’ll be cooking up a protein storm of phallic shaped meals that will kickstart your metabolism and become a staple of your nutritious morning breakfast.
Blue Crystal Heart Pendant Necklace£1.89(as of 07/22/2016 at 17:00 UTC)Add to cart
Hooty Heatable Owl£10.50(as of 07/22/2016 at 17:00 UTC)Add to cart
Fully microwavable plush soft toy. Filled with specially treated millet grains and dried lavender flower. Can be microwaved for up to 2 minutes
Reflective Umbrella£17.70(as of 07/22/2016 at 17:00 UTC)Add to cart
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Ring Clock£114.00 More Info
The Ring Clock is made from surgical-grade stainless steel and tells you the time through very cool cyan or orange LEDs that shine through the outlines of numbers.
Skull Shot Glass£1.88(as of 07/22/2016 at 17:01 UTC)Add to cart
Inspired by the Mayan Skull of Doom. Once filled with your beverage, it appears to be a skull hovering eerily in the center of the glass. Will certainly have the power to draw attention at any party.
LED Earrings£10.00 More Info
Great for wearing for a night out at the club or evening rock concert. These fun star shaped earrings light up in different colours and it will catch everyone’s attention. Show off your youthful nature and announce you’re ready to party.
It’s not often you hear how beautiful your calculator is but when it’s handmade and crafted out of solid bamboo your hear it all the time. It combines technology with nature to create this stunning desktop masterpiece.
Home Sushi Maker£15.79(as of 07/22/2016 at 17:00 UTC)Add to cart
The homemade Sushi revolution is now well under way, and this is why you need to ensure that you’re appropriately armed with The Sushi Bazooka.
Don’t waste valuable eating-time trying to guess how much rice and filling you require, only to painstakingly crush it all into an unpalatable oblivion. Simply load the rice into this deadly-accurate culinary cannon, lay in your other chosen ingredients and seal it up. Slowly push down on the plunger, then watch in awe as your perfectly formed sushi squeezes out like a lovely long rice rocket. All that remains is to wrap it up, slice it up, then smother it liberally in as much wasabi and soy sauce as you can handle.
Embrace the future and effortlessly launch a barrage of immaculately-assembled sushi missiles, time after time.
MARSHALL FRIDGE£399.00 Buy Now
Combine 50 years of classic rock heritage with a spacious drinks refrigerator and you end up with the chilling rock n’ roll obelisk known as the Marshall Fridge.
Masterfully crafted from authentic Marshall Amp parts and emblazoned with the Father of Loud, Jim Marshall’s seal of approval; it is undoubtedly the perfect addition to any green room, studio or man-cavern. Behind its familiar and lifelike amplifier exterior lies a remarkably roomy refrigerator, complete with adjustable glass shelves and a freezer compartment for you know; spirits, ice trays, chewed-off bat’s heads etc.
Grabbing a beer from this fridge is no longer just a case of going through the motions – it’s a rock and roll event. The spotlight’s on you, it’s all happening in slow motion, a deafening celestial power-chord rings out, the door creaks open and a cool mist pours out revealing row after row of dripping ice-cold refreshment at your fingertips. It’s time to get amped.
THE AVID READER BOOKENDS£42.00 Buy Now
Lost in a good book, the character depicted on our Avid Reader Bookends has been beautifully crafted from solid resin and hand-painted from top to toe. Sold as a pair.
Mini Jelly Fish Tank£200.00 More Info
This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotising home decor you’ll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with colour changing LED lighting built in. Remote controlled colour-changing LED make your jellyfish glow in multiple hues.
Knife Notebook£17.99 More Info
These notebooks are designed to show you mean business with your endeavours. Whether you are taking notes, calculating or scribbling down pictures and ideas – these notebooks allow you to do it in style. The Notebooks come in a variety of shapes and paper types.
Pool Ball Candle Holder£47.00 Buy product
Reminiscent of the pool table you dream of one day owning, this creative set of candle holders are perfect for the bachelor pad. Because who says bachelor pads don’t need candles? The set includes the rack itself along with 10 solid balls. The set measures in at just about a foot long, and stands at 3 inches tall. You will have to go get yourself some tea candles.
This hand painted toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.
Lover Keyring – Arrow & “I Love You” Heart & Key£0.87(as of 07/22/2016 at 17:00 UTC)Add to cart